We have the top ‘Platinum’ package on our cable network (True Vision), and with that comes about a gazillion channels, of course a normal child would have probably be glued to either ‘Nickelodeon’ or ‘Cartoon Network’, but nnnnooooo you have to choose something so terrible and soul draining for all of us to watch… ‘The Shopping Network’ (True Vision channel 10)…
Your mother and I can not still figure out why it has to be the Shopping Channel, and it is literally killing us, as for the past month the same old items are being repeated and repeated and repeated and repeated, we are now at the stage where you mother can fully recite all the scripts for so many products… :)
Your favourite being ‘HappyCall’ pan, a f*&^ing frying pan that has a f&^%ing seal that can be locked with a stupid f&^%ing magnet… aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh. Every time this comes on you would gather up your mother and I to come and watch it with you, I am not sure if this is how you are getting back at us for not letting you watching too much telly.
Dad :)