Conversation: Matt and Shower

Background:

Matt woke up late and soon I had to leave for work to avoid the dreaded Bangkok’s traffic. No time for our usual play before shower… he was having none of it :)

 

Scene:

Tears, Tears and even more Tears. The two of us standing in the shower and he refuses to take his off his pyjamas and go into the shower, so a little force was used to take off the PJ, which resulted in even more tears…

 

Conversation:

Matt:   “Papa I don’t like shower.” [sob].
Me:     “Come on Matt, don’t you want to be clean?. You need a shower!”
Matt:   “Papa, please Papa, I want to be dirty, I don’t want to be clean Papa” [tears!]
Me:     [biting my lips trying not to laugh]

Conversations: Matt and us.

Matt:     “I need go to the toilet”.
Gio:      “Ok, what do you need to do?” (meaning number 1 or number 2)
Matt:     “I want mix pee pee and poo poo together Mama”.
Gio:      lol :)

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It was time to leave for school...

Me:      “Come on Matt, time to go we are late”.
Matt:    “Ok Papa (in a loud voice)”.

(Gio follows behind us)

Matt:    “Mama you stay”.
Gio:     “Why baby, can’t I come?”
Matt:    “No Mama, you are too big! You stay!”
Gio:     lol :)
Me:      [Laying dead on the floor :)]

(Gio is now eight and a bit months)