Dear Matt and Mar,
Your mother has a new project, a few weeks ago your mother bought a blender, and she had been blending everything in sight, haa haa haa.
Started off with mostly fruits, but right now with the diet, she'd been blending mostly vegetables. To safe time all the vegs and fruits are prep. and stored in portion sized freezer bags ready for an evening quick blend lol.
And so as always with your mother, she had decided to take it a step further, with this healthy eating bug we have right now she'd decided to grow her own organic vegetables, haa haa haa haa haa haa haa.
You have no ideas how many projects like this I have seen in our 16 years together, we have enough equipment to literally open a full blown restaurant, lol. We are still using soap she had created over 12 years ago, and somewhere in the store room are all the tools needed to start a small jewelry business, lol.
But this one will require something new, that is different to all of her past projects, ‘patience’, the seeds are now being germinated in a small tub, and it will take 3 to 4 days before any progress can be seen. I am quite looking forward to this myself too.
The only fear that I have is actually Mar, haa haa haa. She will (this is not even a maybe) be watering the plant, lots and lots and lots of water... to the point of killing everything, haa haa haa haa haa haa. I shall be vigilant... always... :-)