Dear Matt and Mar,
Matt scared the life out of me this morning, I was busy wasting my time doing nonsensical things as usual, I felt someone was standing behind me. First instinct, (naturally) it was either Matt or Mar, so I carried on with my essential nonsensical mission without looking back.
The nagging feeling of having someone standing motionless behind one’s back was creepy, even if it could have been one’s young child... creepy, haa haa haa haa haa haa haa.
Why motionless, why was this person watching me? Then the possibility that it wasn't Matt nor Mar kicked in... One had to look...
Initially my mind was suffering from the inertia from focusing on doing that pointless thing. It was slow to process what I was looking at... I knew it was Matt, and yet five percents of my mind wasn't sure, lol. That five percentage point was as mind boggling as the time travel film ‘Predestination’ (the same person became 3 characters, he/she was his own father, mother, child, tutor and killer, please go and watch it, please also make sure you are over 18 first though, lol).
Executives’ summary, it was the prime example of ‘WTF’ moment, haa haa haa haa haa haa haa haa haa haa haa.